I love laois

audioexorcisms:

worldheritagepostorganization:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

World Heritage Post

pangur-and-grim:

notahorseindisguise:

notahorseindisguise:

fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

asked my guards what i should do about it and one of them said “stop relying on convoluted puzzles to protect your castle” and the other said “yeah i agree with him” maybe theyre both liars

monsata:

foone:

oddlysexypancake:

foone:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

estrogenesis-evangelion:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

on their clit like morse code

“S.O.S. we’re going down”

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

No stop that

… - . -. -.. . -.-.

uhh?

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as “ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC”. That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck “STENDEC” means.

She STEN on my DEC until I’m never heard from again.

queerazon:

We are heartbroken to share the tragic news of the death of Jonathan Joss—beloved actor, artist, and gay icon—who was fatally shot on June 1, 2025, in San Antonio, Texas. He was 59 years old. Authorities are investigating the possibility of a hate crime.

Jonathan, of Comanche and White Mountain Apache heritage, rose to fame as the voice of John Redcorn on King of the Hill and appeared in acclaimed films such as The Magnificent Seven and True Grit. Beyond his screen work, he was a tireless advocate for Native sovereignty, queer visibility, and authentic representation.

In recent years, Jonathan came out publicly as a gay man and remained fiercely proud of both his Indigenous and queer identities. He is survived by his husband, Tristan Kern de Gonzales, with whom he shared a life rooted in love, art, and community.

Jonathan’s legacy is one of courage, truth, and unapologetic presence. His impact on two-spirit and LGBTQ+ Indigenous youth—and on all of us who saw ourselves in his work—cannot be overstated.

We mourn his loss. We honor his voice. We demand justice.
Rest in power, Jonathan Joss. You are remembered. You are loved.

its-me-em28:

catherinegraffam:

I recreated Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” using uDraw and it’s terrible tablet for the Wii (and also I turned all the characters into Miis).

It froze and crashed multiple times and then just wouldn’t let me complete the piece by the end. You can watch me suffer through it on youtube

tetrafelino:

rubbercasing:

m0thmancore:

rubbercasing:

spiribia:

we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think it clearly enough conveys that it’s more that you can’t simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not….it’s my cake….?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like “have your cake and eat it too” and rephrased it to “eat your cake and have it too” (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like “oh fuck that’s my fucking brother no one else fucking says that” and calls in an FBI tip

Well you can’t deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can’t eat your cake and have it too.